Mozza is Guilty!

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Ian Morris has been there and done it all BMX wise, a true hall of famer. We throw the book at him in our latest”how do you plead”.

Skinny bars?
Guilty all the way.
Chain wallet?
Guilty. Yep and proud of it. Bloody good idea if you ask me.
Front brake?
Guilty. Canadian nose picks all day..
No brake?
Guilty. On and off.
4 piece bars?
Guilty.Yep just turned 40 so I thought I’d switch it up.
Pegs?
Guilty.
Pegless?
Not guilty.
Motor bike chain?
Not guilty.
Hip hop jeans?
Maybe baggy jeans but not hip hop.
Girls jeans?
Not guilty.
Dungaree’s?
Guilty.that’s below the belt.
Warpig?(Old S&M Troy Mcmurray frame)
Guilty. That frame was sweet.
Elbow pads?
Guilty
Peg chinks?
Guilty. Did some but never got into it.
5 inch pegs?
Guilty. I used to have Primo Stiffies and I think they were 5inch
Dickies pants?
Guilty.
New Era?
Guilty.
Mesh cap?
Guilty.
Studded belt?
Guilty. Yeah when I was about 12.
Roof drop?
Guilty. Nothing wrong with a roof drop.
Half barspin?
Guilty. Half bar spins are sweet.
Kick flips/Crank flips?
Not guilty.
3/4 length long sleeve?
Guilty. T1 influenced.
Gyro?
Guilty. Love a gyro it’s just too much had work to maintain.
Skateboard?
Guilty.Yeah nothing wrong with a skateboard.
Fishbone Gyro?
Guilty. We all make mistakes sometimes.
Front flip?
Guilty.Yep and enjoyed doing them.
Nokon cable?
Guilty. I got one but I couldn’t get it to work that well so I ditched it.
Manual to 180?
Guilty. I did do some but never doing them.
Hand plant?
Not guilty.
Unlook back?
Not guilty.
Bandana?
Not guilty
Multiple foot jams?
Not guilty. Not into it.
Dread locks?
Not guilty.
Roll out half cab-Parrick style?
Not guilty.
Roll out sliders?
Not guilty.
Emo fringe?
What the fuck does that mean?

8 Responses to “Mozza is Guilty!”

  1. [...] yard. We also got the one and only Ian“Mozza”Morris in the dock this time, click here for that-many a crime he did commit and he’s proud of it, good [...]

  2. Anthem II says:

    Badass?
    GUILTY!

  3. Chrome says:

    wiv all that money…you need a chain on yer wallet

  4. rissen says:

    curtains haircut
    full face helmet
    straight edge
    off the wagon
    c’mon dye you’re too young to know the real dirt kid

    x

  5. teamsano says:

    dungarees and 5″ pegs!! classic, you bully.

  6. baggage says:

    Workaholic?
    Years ahead of his time?
    Driving force behind the UK’s best bike companies and contests?
    (PitBike) Frontflips?
    Learning to parachute at midnight in a Welsh hotel lobby?
    Good friend to a lucky few?

    Er. GaF.

  7. Walter says:

    shorter than every girl youv ever dated?

    GUILTY!

    such a badass.

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