Archive for the ‘Guilty’ Category

Mozza is Guilty!

Monday, February 15th, 2010

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Ian Morris has been there and done it all BMX wise, a true hall of famer. We throw the book at him in our latest”how do you plead”.

Skinny bars?
Guilty all the way.
Chain wallet?
Guilty. Yep and proud of it. Bloody good idea if you ask me.
Front brake?
Guilty. Canadian nose picks all day..
No brake?
Guilty. On and off.
4 piece bars?
Guilty.Yep just turned 40 so I thought I’d switch it up.
Pegs?
Guilty.
Pegless?
Not guilty.
Motor bike chain?
Not guilty.
Hip hop jeans?
Maybe baggy jeans but not hip hop.
Girls jeans?
Not guilty.
Dungaree’s?
Guilty.that’s below the belt.
Warpig?(Old S&M Troy Mcmurray frame)
Guilty. That frame was sweet.
Elbow pads?
Guilty
Peg chinks?
Guilty. Did some but never got into it.
5 inch pegs?
Guilty. I used to have Primo Stiffies and I think they were 5inch
Dickies pants?
Guilty.
New Era?
Guilty.
Mesh cap?
Guilty.
Studded belt?
Guilty. Yeah when I was about 12.
Roof drop?
Guilty. Nothing wrong with a roof drop.
Half barspin?
Guilty. Half bar spins are sweet.
Kick flips/Crank flips?
Not guilty.
3/4 length long sleeve?
Guilty. T1 influenced.
Gyro?
Guilty. Love a gyro it’s just too much had work to maintain.
Skateboard?
Guilty.Yeah nothing wrong with a skateboard.
Fishbone Gyro?
Guilty. We all make mistakes sometimes.
Front flip?
Guilty.Yep and enjoyed doing them.
Nokon cable?
Guilty. I got one but I couldn’t get it to work that well so I ditched it.
Manual to 180?
Guilty. I did do some but never doing them.
Hand plant?
Not guilty.
Unlook back?
Not guilty.
Bandana?
Not guilty
Multiple foot jams?
Not guilty. Not into it.
Dread locks?
Not guilty.
Roll out half cab-Parrick style?
Not guilty.
Roll out sliders?
Not guilty.
Emo fringe?
What the fuck does that mean?

Jimmy R is Guilty as F@ck!!

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

jimmy-onefoot

Jimmy Rushmore gets to stand in the dock this time, and has a few confessions to make here, he’s kept a well concealed past up until now!
These are the bicycle”trends”he has been through so far!

Skinny bars? Guilty, the 90s were all about the skinny bars.
Dickies pants? Still guilty, i think cyclone used to sell em, if they stocked it, i rocked it!!
Chain wallet? Not guilty, when them things were out it was all about the shoe wallet for me.
Front brake? Guilty, i had one on my first bike.
No brake? Not guilty.
4 piece bars? Guilty as hell, powerlites ruled! I remember watchin the Nase and Jerry Galley airin like 10ft on playstation vert, they worked for them.
Pegs? Guilty, every1 had pegs and bitta peg scratchin is splendid.
Pegless? Guilty. Maybe Garret Byrnes made all my friends take em off so i thought id try it out 2….it sucked
5 inch pegs? Not guilty
Motor bike chain?
Guilty the old skinny ones loved a snap.
Coloured tyres? Guilty, i saw some blue v monsters thought they was cool, next thing you know there on…… dumbass
Cammo pants? Not guilty
Cargo shorts? Guilty, Ray Mears.
Baggy jeans? Guilty, that was the style, love it!!
Girls jeans? Can fuck right off.
Elbow pads? Not guilty.
Peg chinks? Guilty harlow mini ramp.
Mesh cap? Guilty.
New Era? Not guilty.
Studded belt? Not guilty.
Roof drop? Guilty, i aint afraid a no roof.
Kick flips/Crank flips? Not guilty, my chain was always to tight.
3/4 length long sleeve? Guilty T1 all over it.
Gyro? Guilty Joe Rich man!
Hang 5? guilty FFffRRRoOoooNNNNtTT EEENNNNNDdd
Nokon cable? Not guilty to regal for me.
Manual to 180? Guilty.
Hand plant? not Guilty.
Unlook back? Do unlook pants count?? Guilty ,Mike Aitken made me do it.
Bandana? Guilty but before you pass your judgment let me just say this, i was on a pirate ship not a BMX….cained on holiday, they were sellin a patch bandana and sword combo, course i got involved!
Multiple foot jams? Not guilty
Dread locks? Not guilty
Roll out Parrick style? Guilty street points
Roll out sliders? Guilty Garret Byrnes sorted me that one.
Emo fringe? Questionable do’s: yes emo fringe: no way maaaan!!!

Clint Reynolds is guilty?

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

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Up in front of the judge this time is New Hampshires favourite son Clint Reynolds, he likes Rambo and does both roll out styles-thats a first-Live free or Die as they say in NH!

Skinny bars? Guilty, when I was real young all the older kids had them.
Dickies pants? Guilty, Mark chouqette .
Chain wallet? Not guilty.
Front brake? Not guilty.
No brake? Guilty, only for about a week.
4 piece bars? Guilty, Brian Castilo .
Pegs? Guilty, feeble grinds were sick.
Pegless? Guilty, Garret burns.
5 inch pegs? Guilty, lock into the feeble.
Motor bike chain? Guilty, for when I missed on a feeble.
Coloured tyres? Guilty.
Cammo pants? Guilty, Rambo.
Cargo shorts? Guilty.
Baggy jeans? Guilty.
Girls jeans?
Not guilty.
Elbow pads? Not guilty.
Peg chinks?
Guilty, Brian Wizmersky .
Mesh cap? Guilty, truck drivers.
New Era? Not guilty.
Studded belt?
Not guilty.
Roof drop? Not guilty.
Kick flips/Crank flips? Not guilty.
3/4 length long sleeve? Guilty, taj.
Gyro? Guilty.
Nokon cable? Guilty, snoty.
Manual to 180? Guilty.
Hand plant? Not guilty.
Unlook back? Guilty, Mike Aitken.
Bandana? Not guilty.
Multiple foot jams? Not guilty.
Dread locks? Not guilty.
Roll out Parrick style? Guilty.
Roll out sliders? Guilty.
Emo fringe? Not guilty, not sure what that is?

Booky, how do you plead?

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

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Its that time again, we put the booky in the dock this time, and much to my surprise he fell into many more catergouries of guilt than i would have originally thought…Jon Robinson How do you plead?

Skinny bars?
Guilty sort of im sure i ran a pair of savagely cut down slams at some point with the grips round the bend and the lever down by the crossbar.
Dickies pants?
Guilty wallmart in america 12 dollars bargin ! had all the colours black, blue, khaki and brown ! a selection !
Chain wallet?
Guilty a long time ago though haha.
Front brake?
Guilty also a long time ago endoooo !
No brake?
Not guilty but guilty not by my own choice after brake failure ! actually ive ridden a few peoples bikes at the trails without brakes so guilty i guess sort of ?
4 piece bars?
Not guilty but maybe a pair of gt four peice were on quite a few years back so i guess guilty.
Pegs?
Guilty and guilty of being able to do nothing with them !
Pegless?
Guilty and still guilty haha.
5 inch pegs?
Maybe guilty never took a measurement.
Motor bike chain?
Not guilty motorbike chains are for motorbikes !
Coloured tyres?
Not guilty !
Cammo pants?
Err not guilty but still rocking a pair of camo shorts ?
Cargo shorts?
Guilty ? the above mentioned camo shorts ?
Baggy jeans?
Guilty mc hammer in the house !
Girls jeans?
Not guilty it aint a pantomime no need for the denim leg ins !
Elbow pads?
Not guilty but once took a pair to woodward only to be not let in gutted still gutted to this day !
Peg chinks?
Not guilty unless bad attempts at ice picking handrails count !
Mesh cap?
Guilty got one in my bag right now !
New Era?
Not guilty !
Studded belt?
Not guilty !
Roof drop?
Not guilty but guilty of a couple of little roof gaps.
Kick flips/Crank flips?
Not guilty thats a trick that should be left to skateboarders no need to be flapping around down there.
3/4 length long sleeve?
Guilty dug one out the other day thats gona make a come back !
Gyro?
Guilty a long time ago !
Nokon cable?
Not guilty never had the money for space age technology to help me stop and still dont !
Manual to 180?
Not guilty yet but definately guilty of having a few goes
Hand plant?
Not guilty.
Unlook back?
Not guilty but guilty if an un turndown counts ?
Bandana?
Definately not guilty leave that to axel rose !
Multiple foot jams?
Not guilty ! no need for all that bouncing around get a pogo stick !
Dread locks?
haha not guilty fucking hippys !
Roll out Parrick style?
Not guilty !
Roll out sliders?
Guilty garret burns influence !
Emo fringe?
Maybe guilty i have a fringe not really an emo fringe but its definately a fringe !